19 Fiery Insults To Send To Your Worst Enemies

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Ada Elder
Oct 17, 2018 1:00 PM EDT

If you've been racking up lists of foes and wondering how to leave them just a tiny bit scarred, this Instagram is for you. The insults on this simple account have way more bite than the token "your mom." It's about time we added some creativity to our feuds, IRL and otherwise. 

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  • 01
    Sky - Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory @InsultMeDaddy
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  • 02
    Sky - You're not the dumbest person on the planet, but you sure better hope he doesn't die. @InsultMeDaddy
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  • 03
    Text - I can explain it to you, but I can't understand for you. @Insu Daddy
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  • 04
    Text - Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for you. I think you owe it an apology @InsultMeDaddy
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  • 05
    Text - If you were anymore inbred, you would be a sandwich. @InsultMeDaddy
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  • 06
    Text - People don't respect you a lot. But they at least respect you enough to talk shit behind your back. @InsultMeDaddy
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  • 07
    Text - Your gene pool could use a little chlorine. @rult MeDaddy
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  • 08
    Text - Do you realize that people just tolerate you? InsultMeDaddy
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  • 09
    Water - You look like a before picture. @InsultMeDaddy
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  • 10
    Sky - People like yOu are the reason God doesn't talk to us anymore. @InsultMeDaddy
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  • 11
    Text - I treasure the time don't spend with you. @InsultMeDaddy
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  • 12
    Cactus - Oh honey, you're not pretty enough to be this stupid. @InsultyDacdy
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  • 13
    Text - Your family tree is a wreath @Insulteddy
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  • 14
    Sky - Why play so hard to get when you're al ready so hard to want. @InsultMeDaddy
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  • 15
    Sky - wonder if you'd be able to speak more clearly it your parents were second cousins instead of first. @InsultMeDaddy
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  • 16
    Flower - The best part of you ran down yOur mother's legs @lasblMeDaddy
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  • 17
    Text - You make me wish I had more middle fingers. @InsultMeDaddy
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  • 18
    Sky - Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you? @InsultMdddy
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  • 19
    Sky - Your mother should've sWallowed you. @InsultMeDaddy
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